Whether you’re looking for funny quotes just for a laugh, to give a toast, or to lighten the mood at a public speaking event, you’ve come to the right place. Read through these and memorize a few to help lighten the mood when it’s needed. There’s nothing like a funny quote to relax an audience and make them receptive to hearing what you have to say. If you want to laugh, even more, take a look at these
I mean, that’s got to be a record, right?
I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross.
We have them everywhere!
We’re in a committed relationship.
I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer.
Or else I’ll have to change it once AGAIN.
There’s just..one..thing..off…yeah, let me do it.
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